Annoyed!

PirateKing

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Want me to kill him?
Don't let him do it Dio. He barely has any experience, plus he's real sloppy. If you want the job done right then I'm your man. I'm a professional and luckily for you I'm currently offering 25% off on my fee. Brother? What brother? That's how thorough I am.:tongue:
 

Mayhem

Banned
Want me to kill him?

Don't let him do it Dio. He barely has any experience, plus he's real sloppy. If you want the job done right then I'm your man. I'm a professional and luckily for you I'm currently offering 25% off on my fee. Brother? What brother? That's how thorough I am.:tongue:

"And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

:violent:
 
^ Fine.

"Excuse me, dear brother. It would please me greatly if you would elevate yourself from your seating apparatus and evacuate to another part of the house as I would very much like to watch motion pictures of a woman being vaginally penetrated by two men simultaneously."

you meant to say this residential facility? :D
 

PirateKing

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"And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

:violent:
I prefer the Pulp fiction verse:


"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
:violent:
 
Sounds familiar...
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Never seen, heard of that thread.

I was just taking solace [and buying time!] on the net, until I could entertain myself.

I need a gf like crazy. 14 months now since I've been out of college and the easy pickings dried up. In that time, I've felt some dutch girls ass at a bar, that's it. Something is amiss with me man, online dating came to zero.

Any tips?
 
Small town, all my friends moved out. Solidary profession [customized term papers], means I have little options. I tried the net, wasted like 200 bucks on that shit. Am thinking of just paying for some, but cant bring myself to morally-yet. But my morals may be slipping. :)
 
Small town, all my friends moved out. Solidary profession [customized term papers], means I have little options. I tried the net, wasted like 200 bucks on that shit. Am thinking of just paying for some, but cant bring myself to morally-yet. But my morals may be slipping. :)

Don't worry about it. Keep your dignity. Don't sink to new lows you normally wouldn't partake in.
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
Put some gay porn - I mean homosexual acts of love - on and that should get him to leave.

There is a possibility you dare not think of.

What if he thinks he finally gets a shot at packing your ass with his meat?

Better tell him that some girl he knows was saiying she hoped he would come by. She thinks he is cute.

Think of one who lives somewhere far off.

Maybe this will take him some time. if you are lucky he will have to go by bus
 
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