gockmaid
03/17/25 05:19PM
OBJECTS THAT YOU HAVE SHOVED UP YOUR ARSE?
(The title is a reference to a youtube video. hence the capitals.)

List everything you have shoved up your arse here!

Fingers
Umbrella handle
Hairbrush handle
PS3 controller
Cotton bud
Phone
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MakToshin
03/17/25 06:29PM
PENCIL
POWER ADAPTER
LIGHTBULB
ROCKET LAUNCHER
2001 HONDA CIVIC
(Those last two are random things from other videos)
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scpslut-lvl2
03/17/25 10:36PM
POWER DRILL
PROSTHETIC LEG
STREET LAMP
BARN SILO
WIFI TOWER
EIFFEL TOWER
BURJ KHALIFA
TOWER OF BABBLE
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ecchi000
03/17/25 10:48PM
Very short (but actually true) list here :

FINGER
PEN
MARKER
TOOTHBRUSH
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MagnusCH
03/18/25 01:07AM
Never thought I'd see Bruno Powroznik referenced here of all places
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NGC4826
03/18/25 01:12AM
DILDO
MONSTER ENERGY DRINK
ENTIRE BAG OF CHARCOAL
65" TV
2005 CHEVY SILVERADO AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION
SIBERIAN TIGER
A BANK
DALLAS, TX
CUBA
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SisyHappy
03/18/25 04:32AM
COINS
COINS
COINS
COINS
RAILCANNON
+ULTRARICOSHOTx4
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KoolBox
03/18/25 04:32AM
OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS
DILDOS
PENS
PENCILS
COINS
PEBBLES
BROOMSTICK HANDLE
FISHING ROD HANDLE
UMBRELLA HANDLE
TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE
HOCKEY STICK HANDLE
FINGERS
SMALL GLASS JAR
TEST TUBE
SCREWDRIVER HANDLE
STIFF COCKS
CIGAR
BANANA
(this is just from the original video these aren’t true)
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Futalover069
03/18/25 05:02AM
Rubber balls
Small water bottle
Toothbrush
Empty deodorant can
Brush handle
I better stop here ;p
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SongsICumTo
03/18/25 05:10AM
my gpu fan
the public library computer mouse
just the pizza crust from dominos
hair brush handle
krispy kreme jelly filled donut
a disembodied big toe

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PaFappa
03/18/25 10:17AM
toilet paper because that's what you have to use to wipe after taking a shit instead of a 2003 grey honda civic :mindblow:
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MakToshin
03/18/25 10:24AM
PaFappa said:
toilet paper because that's what you have to use to wipe after taking a shit instead of a 2003 grey honda civic :mindblow:

I technically used wet wipes more often, but sure.
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gockmaid
03/18/25 06:32PM
MagnusCH said:
Never thought I'd see Bruno Powroznik referenced here of all places

Somehow I'm more surprised a thread wasn't done like this before now.

The actual video was factual BTW: there was once some images on a long dead Bruno site of him shoving an umbrella up his arse

Once this gets to a certain number of pages someone should make it into a video. Bruno used Windows Movie Maker 6.0 in his later videos (which this was one of), if that helps
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KevinDaniels
03/18/25 06:34PM
I myself havent, but my wife has. That includes

Her fingers

Vibrator dildo

Remote vibrator out of the house

Strapon dildo
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gockmaid
03/18/25 06:37PM
PaFappa said:
toilet paper because that's what you have to use to wipe after taking a shit instead of a 2003 grey honda civic :mindblow:

At least it wasn't 1998 MITSUBISHI LANCER EVOLUTION V GSR (DANDELION YELLOW)...

(I heard Ford Pintos are really good arsewipers but I'm not a burger)
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