| Want more bereavement time? Love everyone and kill often. |
| It's safe to store car batteries in a swimming pool |
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| if at any point somebody speaks to you they are 100% a federal agent trying to make you incriminate yourself do not trust them |
| "I can fix her". Patron Saint of Lost Causes. Psych Ward-maxxing. without love it cannot be seen |
| Plants don't need water, leave them be |
   ______________________ "Fine, I'll use this set properly, hmpf" Also, thank you Viraat ______________________ |
| Get high anytime you are the slightest bit bored. It's really healthy! |
  ❝𝑅𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝑜 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀 𝓊𝓅 𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓉❞ -Stephen Hawking |
| You know what? For Chat Gpt, instead of using it for your profile, you can also use it for your homework in pharmacy! That way you will get even more study life balance! |
   I only wish life could be as leisurely as this a little more often... How greedy of me  |
| When you cough, cough at the person’s direction |
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| Ever needed to plagiarise from wikipedia? Try out the "triple google translate method" of: your language -> Language A -> Language B -> back to your language. e.g. English -> French -> Chinese -> English After tidying up the grammatical errors, you are good to go 👍 |
   "I dont want to feel like that anymore. The game ended before my eyes, and I was stuck in the dugout. If only I had been much better. I'll become the ace myself." |
»Diamond no Ace Act II (DnA S3) OST«
| Start counting |
| Can't get a roommate to clean up the apartment? Create a fake tinder profile and match up with them. Tell them you're "coming over". Your roommate will hurry to tidy up the apartment |
"I dont want to feel like that anymore. The game ended before my eyes, and I was stuck in the dugout. If only I had been much better. I'll become the ace myself." |
| Bonfires in Dark Souls are just decorations, feel free to skip them, they are useless |
tinshardMar 12, 3:52 AM
| ______________________ "Fine, I'll use this set properly, hmpf" Also, thank you Viraat ______________________ |
| Camping is best when you go in your pajamas |
| Those 3 in one shampoo bottles mean they are 3 times as strong as as regular shampoo bottles. So that means you can go 3 times as long without washing your hair, it's magical |
"I dont want to feel like that anymore. The game ended before my eyes, and I was stuck in the dugout. If only I had been much better. I'll become the ace myself." |
| ^ @dostojevskij used it and now he's....bald Ot: drink kerosene |
| Go and yourself |
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| If it costs you $40 for a full tank, and $2 for some carrots. Honestly, you're better off getting a horse instead of a car |
"I dont want to feel like that anymore. The game ended before my eyes, and I was stuck in the dugout. If only I had been much better. I'll become the ace myself." |
| Sea water is a free alternative to Medical Saline |
   𝓢𝓪𝓴𝓾𝓻𝓪 𝓚𝓲𝓷𝓸𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓸 |
| ^^Never play baseballs again.... ^don't sleep at night |
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| If you're ever bad at gift giving, don't fret, there's a simple answer. Steal an item from your friend's place, and then buy a replacement of that item. Easy way to give a gift without thinking too deeply about giving something creative. |
"I dont want to feel like that anymore. The game ended before my eyes, and I was stuck in the dugout. If only I had been much better. I'll become the ace myself." |
| Do drugs |
| The real way to create a spark with someone you like is to take one of the electric sappy things (AED) and zap both of you at the same time to create that shared energy to keep the romance alive Also good for your heart |
   Hey, can I ask you a weird question? You're not Hikaru, are you? |
| Kys :) |
| You should change the I's in your username to 1s |
| Ever had a coworker eat your lunch too many times? They stole it from the company fridge? Make a dried toothpaste sandwich. Bread, pour some toothpaste and let it dry a little bit. Then cover it up with peanut butter or jam. After a few bites, that thieving coworker will regret eating your lunch |
"I dont want to feel like that anymore. The game ended before my eyes, and I was stuck in the dugout. If only I had been much better. I'll become the ace myself." |
| Buy the cheapest food you can find in the supermarket to save money. It doesn't matter if you end up throwing it away because it's inedible |
| ______________________ "Fine, I'll use this set properly, hmpf" Also, thank you Viraat ______________________ |
| If you ever need to add some flavour to coke cola, I would recommending popping a mento into it before drinking it |
"I dont want to feel like that anymore. The game ended before my eyes, and I was stuck in the dugout. If only I had been much better. I'll become the ace myself." |
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